OK...the nature of my job dictates that there must at least be ONE person in the office to pick up calls.
So what happens when you are the one left behind.
Suddenly you feel the urge to poop.
You have constipation issues and when the urge comes, best to make full use of it.
Will the phone ring? Should I take the risk? Better go...else when the urge goes away then I will feel all sick inside!
So, into the toilet, down with the pants (yeah, I prefer my pants to my skirts!) and uuummmm.....
No baby, only poop...no inhibitations here!
How to help the tough intial part to get out so that the rest pushing inside can come out smoothly?
Answer - Use your fingers to press the right butt cheek right at the edge of the anus. You would actually be able to feel that it is harder there....you know the anatomy of the intestines being such! And if you do it just right, like toothpaste, you should be able to get the initial dried-up-due-to-lack-of-water-or-fibre-or-oil part OUT!
Then the rest will either come out smoothly or if due to lack of fibre that makes a long sausage, you can have temporary relief till the next clump of fibre attached poop knocks at the door!
Hope I won't be caught alone in office again then....
Cheerios to FINGERS ! :) Hope you have already eaten!